Monday, October 24, 2005

Five reasons to pick up fallen apples

  1. Fallen fruit weld themselves to the path attracting all sorts of sliminess.
  2. Decomposing apples start to smell particularly fruity…
  3. Foxes start hanging out – brazenly lounging about on the garage roof, bringing all sorts of ickiness with them.
  4. When coming back home in the dark it’s hard to miss the fruit welded to the path thus ruining new boots.
  5. It looks like you’ve given up on the garden – whilst in reality you’ve just been a little preoccupied.

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Blogger Katie said...

Reason 6: your friend slips on them whenever she comes to visit.

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Hm, was wondering how you went about getting rid of them?

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